¡El Pollo Local!

Out of gas and stranded on the lower East Side of Silliness while in hot pursuit of a superhero-worthy crime, V & R take a short cut through an alley and hop the fence to get to the nearest Quickie Mart. After all, that’s a routine crime scene in this town, and time is of the essence when fighting crime. At least that’s what Ruben’s Crime Fighting 101 Quick Start Guide states on page 2.

Making good time and joking along the way, the athletic Vatoman clears the gnarly old fence, no problem. But Ruben catches his shirt/pants on a nail, slips and face-plants into what appears to be a pile of discarded clothes or a filthy bean bag chair.

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